Post by 1/4 of solid on Feb 25, 2004 0:31:56 GMT
F U C K B L U E P E T E R here we go
if you haven't got a bucket (more than 3 litres) then you're going to have to finish that bottle of lilt in your fridge.
1.) get a bucket or a 2 litre bottle and cut the top off
2.) fill it with water from your tap innit
3.) cut the BOTTOM off another 2 litre bottle
4.) get a gauze or make one out of tin foil - get a piece of tinfoil and stretch it over the top of the two litre bottle (where the cap goes) and pin some holes in it with a kate is cool badge, earring, penis, anything you have handy. take the gauze OFF and hold it with some thing that isn't metal. Precede to BURN the gauze untill your house smells like aluminium (this prevents aluminium poisoning which can render the bonger infertile) wait till its blackened.
5.) place the gauze back onto the top of the 2 litre bottle
6.) crumble your resin/ pack your skunk/ place your peanut skins (ho ho) onto the gauze.
7. place the 2 litre bottle (top bit) into the bucket/2 litre bottom and push it down, make sure the gauze doesn't come off or you'll have to dry it out and its a blag.
8.) burn the drugs in the gauze and slowly pull the bottle up, thus pulling the smoke into the remainder of the bottle.
9.) remove the gauze (carefully) place your mouth at the top of the 2 litre bottle and inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the water.
10.) if you've done it right, you're stoned as a fucker
11.) eat some cereal, be a lazy cunt and finish your girlfriend/boyfriend.
12.) get to know and love your television, it will be your only friend through this dark period in your life.
13.) start a band
cheers.
if you haven't got a bucket (more than 3 litres) then you're going to have to finish that bottle of lilt in your fridge.
1.) get a bucket or a 2 litre bottle and cut the top off
2.) fill it with water from your tap innit
3.) cut the BOTTOM off another 2 litre bottle
4.) get a gauze or make one out of tin foil - get a piece of tinfoil and stretch it over the top of the two litre bottle (where the cap goes) and pin some holes in it with a kate is cool badge, earring, penis, anything you have handy. take the gauze OFF and hold it with some thing that isn't metal. Precede to BURN the gauze untill your house smells like aluminium (this prevents aluminium poisoning which can render the bonger infertile) wait till its blackened.
5.) place the gauze back onto the top of the 2 litre bottle
6.) crumble your resin/ pack your skunk/ place your peanut skins (ho ho) onto the gauze.
7. place the 2 litre bottle (top bit) into the bucket/2 litre bottom and push it down, make sure the gauze doesn't come off or you'll have to dry it out and its a blag.
8.) burn the drugs in the gauze and slowly pull the bottle up, thus pulling the smoke into the remainder of the bottle.
9.) remove the gauze (carefully) place your mouth at the top of the 2 litre bottle and inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the water.
10.) if you've done it right, you're stoned as a fucker
11.) eat some cereal, be a lazy cunt and finish your girlfriend/boyfriend.
12.) get to know and love your television, it will be your only friend through this dark period in your life.
13.) start a band
cheers.
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